catastrophe at the hospital part 2

I hope you liked the first part because I sure loved typing it up.This is weird it turned out ok because originally it was a series of crazy videos me and my friend made we called them catastrophe at the hospital. Previously in the play Plamber discovered that she had two babies on the way not one and the nurse has taken them to the helper to mind.So lets start the story with last line of the previous part.


Plamber: Thank god that's over!!

Nurse: I think we should measure them

Helper: I've got the measuring right here

(nurse takes the measure stick and measures one baby)

Nurse: Very on the small side!

Helper: And the other one?

(nurse measures other one)

Nurse: Exactly the same,both very small

Helper: You better report to the parents

Nurse: (moving to parents) I'm sorry but your babies are very young and small and have to stay in hospital for another few days as they must go in an incubator

Plamber: Nooooooooo!!!

Nurse: Don't worry they will be together so eh (eyeing plamber up) you better take the wheelie bed

BW: (starts pushing but stops) Why am I pushing the bed when there are loads of these nurses?

(two or three nurses come on and push bed) all exit

Nurse: (while entering) Here is the incubator room(pause) wait here

(re-enter BW,and nurses pushing plamber on bed at pause)

exit all nurses

Plamber: I don't my babies in an incubator

BW: But they have too!

Plamber: Why didn't are other pup go in an incubator?

BW: She didn't have too!

Plamber: This is confusing!!

BW: Ask the lady later

Nurse: (still offstage) HELPER!!

Plamber: I'm going to look in the incubator(looks) that's where there going!!

enter nurse,helper and babies in small wheelie beds

Babies: Waa waa

Nurse: Would you like to see them?

Plamber: Yes,before they go in that incubator(pause) oh my precious little sweeties

Nurse: What are you going to call them?

Plamber: Hmm(long pause) I know cutie pie and sweetie pie

BW: Seriously!! That's nothing like what you called the previous baby

Plamber: Well, these ones are cuter

Helper: Well you can always change the name it's not to late

Plamber: No,we'll keep it at her birth name

Nurse: (circles plamber) You better go home you look tired

Plamber: But I want to stay with them

Nurse: You can't there so small and sick and everything...

Plamber: SICK!!!

Nurse:..And they could easily die...

Plamber: DIE!!! NOOO!!!

Nurse:...And you could die 'cause you had them...

Plamber: No! I'm not going to die

Nurse:...So go home to bed

Plamber: Can my husband stay?

Nurse: Of course

BW: What are you mad!?

Plamber: They might die!

BW: I barely like Pee Wee and you expect me to stick this crying!? (lies down) I'll die if I do(plamber gives stern look)ok fine

exit nurse,helper and plamber

(BW lies where plamber just got up)

Babies: Waa waa waaaa

BW: Shut up!!

Babies: Waa waa (quietly)

BW: (suddenly changing attitude)Aww poor things they could die (yawns)

enter nurse

Nurse: Hey,by the way I'm staying in here too

exit nurse and re-enter pushing a second wheelie bed

Nurse:G'night

(both go to sleep)


                                      END OF PART TWO

check in for part three

story time!!

Hi, I'm back and with new ideas and brainwaves.So here is my newest idea...

       
                                        story time!!                                        
So how is it? good right?! My first story is more of a play then a story and its so funny. Basically it's about a dog called Plamber who's having a baby/babies(she thinks its one baby but its actually two!!).Her husband Blacky and Whiter(abbreviated to BW in play)and daughter Pee Wee are no help to her really as she goes though this traumatic experience yet again.

                                                                                                                                                                                     

Pee Wee:I'm one,I'm one,oh yeah,oh yeah,I'm one,I'm one,four months,four months,one for four months
mammy,daddy,daddy,mammy,mammy,daddy,mammy,mammy,daddy.

Plamber: oh shut up!I'm pregnant!
                   
BW: Don't worry sweetie I'll go(to Pee Wee) what's up?

Pee Wee: Waa! I'm hungry and I what to get out waa waa!

BW: Come on fussy pants

Pee Wee: Waa! stop calling me fussy pants my real name is Pee Wee! come on!come on!
sip sip sip,om nom nom(goes to plamber) mammy wake up!

Plamber: I think I'm having the baby!!

PW: No your not!there's only room for one baby and that's me!

Plamber: Just shut up I'm having a baby ahhh! ahhh!

BW: I better take you to hospital I'll have to carry you in to the car

PW: Where I go?

BW:(sarcastically) On my head! Sorry you'll have to stay here I better call Cool Dude,my twin brother
                                               DING A LING A LING
Cool Dude: What's up?

BW: Not much,well we're having another baby can you come mind Pee Wee?

Cool Dude: No problem,exact same only i'm the Cool Dude brother just a second.
                                              DING DONG
Plamber: Oh really,don't make me open the door!

Cool Dude: It's open!

PW:Cool Dude,Cool Dude let me ride on your back lets go on ferris wheel

Cool Dude: You bought a ferris wheel!! only messin' I bought for ya!

Plamber and BW exit.

Pee Wee: Up,up Oh no I'm afraid,I'm afraid

Cool Dude: I'll go with ya
Exit.

  In the hospital:

BW: It's ok we're here now

Plamber: Where's the nurse?!

Nurse: How can I help you,miss?

Plamber: I'm having a baby!!

BW: Calm down,calm down

Nurse: Ok,are you ready? Hold her paw, hold her paw,one baby aww she's cute!

Plamber: Phew! look now it's all over and I got my baby

Nurse: Sorry mam but I forgot to say that you have two babies on the way!!

Plamber: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Nurse: I better take her for a check up(placing baby in small wheelie bed) so I'll leave you there hmm I can't leave you alone better call the helper(calling) HELPER,HELPER

Helper: How may I help you?

Nurse: Just stay here with this baby while I tend to her mother

Helper: Not a problem

Nurse: Ok mam lets do this a second time

Plamber: Well,more like the third

Nurse: Oh,so you've had this experience before

Plamber: I'm having it!

Nurse: Don't worry we got the baby,another girl

Plamber: Thank god that's over!!

                                                     END OF PART ONE

check in for part two to see how it goes!!

DEF of animals

welcome to ABC of animals today's letters d,e and f


                                        D is for dog whelk

Also called the dogwinkle this creature feeds by boring though the shells of prey then sucking out the tissue.This creature is no bigger than your fingertip!!      


                   
                                                          E is for emperor nautilus

The nautilus and its now extinct relative ammonite ,were once one of the most successful groups of animals found in the world's ocean.they have been on earth for 500 years!


                                             F is for forest shield bug

This common species occurs in natural forests.it is associated with oak trees but can become a pest in orchards. they eat plant juice and smaller insects.

       check in again for three more letters

ABC of animals

Welcome to the start of ABC of animals today's letters a,b and c the animals chosen are unusual animals you may not of heard of before.


                                                     A is for African spoonbill

The African spoonbill goes fishing by sweeping its bill from side to side in the water.Its food includes insects as well as fish.The bird traps its prey between the tips of its bill.


                                                      B is for Boulenger's Asian tree toad

Unusual for a toad this ones a great climber.It likes to hang out in the branches of trees.The female lays a string of toadspawn in rivers the tadpoles have sucker like mouths to cling to rocks

C is for carpenter bee 

These wood-working bees use their powerful jaws to bore tunnels in wood to make their nests.They don't eat the wood they discard it.The male bees stay outside guarding the nest buzzing loudly and charging at anything that comes close.But it is all for show the males don't have stingers only the females do.

                                             

             check in weekly for the other letters

                                        

endangered animals

How many endangered animals do you know?one,two,five.Well, there are way more!Here are 12 of them.

here is a panda with its cub, it is estimated that as few as 1,600 pandas remain in the wild today.

here are three polar bears they depend on arctic ice to hunt and raise their cubs.But the ice is shrinking so they are losing their habit.e
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here are two orangutans their numbers have fallen by 30%and 50% over the last decade due to loss of their forest habit.

here we have a bottle-nose dolphin and calf every year thousands of dolphins get caught in fishing nets and drown.
  
here is a Bengal tiger the tiger's numbers have plummeted by 95% to as little as 3,200.

here are some Asian elephants they are threatened to extinction.As our population grows there habit shrinks.

here is a black rhinoceros they are hunted for their horns and their habit is being destroyed.

here is an Amur leopard the most endangered species fewer than 35 remain in the wild today.

here is a Hawksbill turtle every year 250,000 get caught in fishing lines and nets and choke to death from them.
 
here is an Adiele penguin they depend on ice for their food but the oceans are warming up rapidly affecting this.

here is a jaguar the rainforest is being destroyed and now they are seriously under threat.

lastly we have a snow leopard and cub they are vulnerable to poaching,loss of prey and conflict with people.

if you want adopt one of the above visit www.wwf.org.uk for details or just click my link on the side of the page