Plamber: Thank god that's over!!
Nurse: I think we should measure them
Helper: I've got the measuring right here
(nurse takes the measure stick and measures one baby)
Nurse: Very on the small side!
Helper: And the other one?
(nurse measures other one)
Nurse: Exactly the same,both very small
Helper: You better report to the parents
Nurse: (moving to parents) I'm sorry but your babies are very young and small and have to stay in hospital for another few days as they must go in an incubator
Plamber: Nooooooooo!!!
Nurse: Don't worry they will be together so eh (eyeing plamber up) you better take the wheelie bed
BW: (starts pushing but stops) Why am I pushing the bed when there are loads of these nurses?
(two or three nurses come on and push bed) all exit
Nurse: (while entering) Here is the incubator room(pause) wait here
(re-enter BW,and nurses pushing plamber on bed at pause)
exit all nurses
Plamber: I don't my babies in an incubator
BW: But they have too!
Plamber: Why didn't are other pup go in an incubator?
BW: She didn't have too!
Plamber: This is confusing!!
BW: Ask the lady later
Nurse: (still offstage) HELPER!!
Plamber: I'm going to look in the incubator(looks) that's where there going!!
enter nurse,helper and babies in small wheelie beds
Babies: Waa waa
Nurse: Would you like to see them?
Plamber: Yes,before they go in that incubator(pause) oh my precious little sweeties
Nurse: What are you going to call them?
Plamber: Hmm(long pause) I know cutie pie and sweetie pie
BW: Seriously!! That's nothing like what you called the previous baby
Helper: Well you can always change the name it's not to late
Plamber: No,we'll keep it at her birth name
Nurse: (circles plamber) You better go home you look tired
Plamber: But I want to stay with them
Nurse: You can't there so small and sick and everything...
Plamber: SICK!!!
Nurse:..And they could easily die...
Plamber: DIE!!! NOOO!!!
Nurse:...And you could die 'cause you had them...
Plamber: No! I'm not going to die
Nurse:...So go home to bed
Plamber: Can my husband stay?
Nurse: Of course
BW: What are you mad!?
Plamber: They might die!
BW: I barely like Pee Wee and you expect me to stick this crying!? (lies down) I'll die if I do(plamber gives stern look)ok fine
exit nurse,helper and plamber
(BW lies where plamber just got up)
Babies: Waa waa waaaa
BW: Shut up!!
Babies: Waa waa (quietly)
BW: (suddenly changing attitude)Aww poor things they could die (yawns)
enter nurse
Nurse: Hey,by the way I'm staying in here too
exit nurse and re-enter pushing a second wheelie bed
Nurse:G'night
(both go to sleep)
END OF PART TWO
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