Big cat week + my new blog (again)

Ok my new blog failed if you visited it you'd know but of course nobody did. Oh well I come with some other idea for it. Anyway I did a poll to see what I should do a week on and Big Cats won. I personally wanted to do frogs but the readers choice. So here it is
                                                              BIG  CAT  WEEK

• An adult lion's roar can be heard eight kilometres (five miles) away!  No need for mobile phones there

 

• A leopard can carry prey twice its weight up a tree!  Strong enough then!!

• Cheetahs don't roar,instead they purr! Just like pet cats 

• Tigers can live to 26 years old in the wild! That's longer than any other big cat.

• Snow leopards paws act as snow shoes to stop them from sinking in the snow. Where can I get paw shaped snow shoes?

• The word Jaguar means 'he who kills in one leap' in Native American  

                                  

Easter

Hi I'm back Official Cat Week is over now but I've found some more videos to show before we move on.

So here is 10 cutest cat moments.

And here is India the cutest cat on YouTube

So now lets move on to Easter!!

By the way this is Pusheen and here are her details

Breed: Domestic shorthair 

Coat Type: Grey Tabby

Age: All 9 lives left

Sex: Female

She has her own opinion on Easter as shown below:

 

and now real animals celebrate Easter

Easter cat

Creepy Easter frog

Easter dog

Finally an Easter bunny

We all love Easter so enjoy all those eggs and Pusheen wants to interduce you to Stormy

OCW cat videos

If you look on you tube you'll find so many cat videos here is one that will make you laugh!!! Don't let the opening fool you!!!

Cat v.s fish who wins? 

                                                             Ninja cat moves when your not looking. 

OCW the main colors cats can be

There are so many colors of cat so here are a few of the main colors they can be. Beautiful black

 Gorgeous gingerTremendous tabby

Wonderful white 

Great grey

Totally tortoiseshell

Official Cat Week

I've been posting so much cat stuff I'm just going to call it Official Cat Week or OCW for short. I've done cat videos and cats in love how about cat info? Here are some cool facts:

•    A person who loves cats is an ailurophile and a person who hates or are scared of cats is an ailurophobe. So are you an ailurophile or an ailurophobe? 

                                                                 

• White cats with blue eyes are usually deaf.Well I've a white cat and she's deaf so I agree with that.

• Cats are one of the only animals who walk on there claws instead of the pads on there feet.A bit odd isn't it?

• The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. I know my cats can anyway!

• A cat can't see directly under its nose! Bet you never knew that!

• All cats are either left-pawed or right-pawed. Wonder what my cats are....

• There are approximately 100 different breeds of cat. Wow I only thought there were about half that.

• Cats have been domesticated for only half as long as dogs. Maybe that's why dogs seem tamer.

• In ancient Egypt cats were worshiped as gods and they were even mummified! All hail the pussys!!!!!! MEOW

                                                                                   

Simon's cat rocks!!

Ok i love Simon's cat its so cool. I've put up some videos already but there are loads more now.(Hope this works)

here is double trouble 

the box is so funny

 snow business is a bit longer than the others

in icecapade we have a cat on ice 

Simon is ignoring his pussy!this has to be trouble waiting to happen in cat and mouse

a cute kitten fights for a bed in catnap

springtime is just great for this time of year

hop it is so cool

cat and dog meet in go fetch

oh a frog appears in tongue tied

its Christmas in fowl play

Simon tries to clean the window in window pain

finally we have beyond the fence

                If you love these search Simon's cat on tube for even more or visit the Simons's cat website on the side of the page.

Love is in the air

As you all now its getting close to Valentines Day and love is in the air.Here are some animals expressing that love!!

                                   Aww puppy love!!

                                       Kittens are so cute

                     Amazingly the Internet has photos of mice in love!!!

                        And to end it a love heart made by swans

Sorry!!!

OK sorry about not completing the play but i kinda forgot and .......well i didn't finish it.I'm now full of cool ideas for the next few posts so here we go!!!

catastrophe at the hospital part 2

I hope you liked the first part because I sure loved typing it up.This is weird it turned out ok because originally it was a series of crazy videos me and my friend made we called them catastrophe at the hospital. Previously in the play Plamber discovered that she had two babies on the way not one and the nurse has taken them to the helper to mind.So lets start the story with last line of the previous part.


Plamber: Thank god that's over!!

Nurse: I think we should measure them

Helper: I've got the measuring right here

(nurse takes the measure stick and measures one baby)

Nurse: Very on the small side!

Helper: And the other one?

(nurse measures other one)

Nurse: Exactly the same,both very small

Helper: You better report to the parents

Nurse: (moving to parents) I'm sorry but your babies are very young and small and have to stay in hospital for another few days as they must go in an incubator

Plamber: Nooooooooo!!!

Nurse: Don't worry they will be together so eh (eyeing plamber up) you better take the wheelie bed

BW: (starts pushing but stops) Why am I pushing the bed when there are loads of these nurses?

(two or three nurses come on and push bed) all exit

Nurse: (while entering) Here is the incubator room(pause) wait here

(re-enter BW,and nurses pushing plamber on bed at pause)

exit all nurses

Plamber: I don't my babies in an incubator

BW: But they have too!

Plamber: Why didn't are other pup go in an incubator?

BW: She didn't have too!

Plamber: This is confusing!!

BW: Ask the lady later

Nurse: (still offstage) HELPER!!

Plamber: I'm going to look in the incubator(looks) that's where there going!!

enter nurse,helper and babies in small wheelie beds

Babies: Waa waa

Nurse: Would you like to see them?

Plamber: Yes,before they go in that incubator(pause) oh my precious little sweeties

Nurse: What are you going to call them?

Plamber: Hmm(long pause) I know cutie pie and sweetie pie

BW: Seriously!! That's nothing like what you called the previous baby

Plamber: Well, these ones are cuter

Helper: Well you can always change the name it's not to late

Plamber: No,we'll keep it at her birth name

Nurse: (circles plamber) You better go home you look tired

Plamber: But I want to stay with them

Nurse: You can't there so small and sick and everything...

Plamber: SICK!!!

Nurse:..And they could easily die...

Plamber: DIE!!! NOOO!!!

Nurse:...And you could die 'cause you had them...

Plamber: No! I'm not going to die

Nurse:...So go home to bed

Plamber: Can my husband stay?

Nurse: Of course

BW: What are you mad!?

Plamber: They might die!

BW: I barely like Pee Wee and you expect me to stick this crying!? (lies down) I'll die if I do(plamber gives stern look)ok fine

exit nurse,helper and plamber

(BW lies where plamber just got up)

Babies: Waa waa waaaa

BW: Shut up!!

Babies: Waa waa (quietly)

BW: (suddenly changing attitude)Aww poor things they could die (yawns)

enter nurse

Nurse: Hey,by the way I'm staying in here too

exit nurse and re-enter pushing a second wheelie bed

Nurse:G'night

(both go to sleep)


                                      END OF PART TWO

check in for part three

story time!!

Hi, I'm back and with new ideas and brainwaves.So here is my newest idea...

       
                                        story time!!                                        
So how is it? good right?! My first story is more of a play then a story and its so funny. Basically it's about a dog called Plamber who's having a baby/babies(she thinks its one baby but its actually two!!).Her husband Blacky and Whiter(abbreviated to BW in play)and daughter Pee Wee are no help to her really as she goes though this traumatic experience yet again.

                                                                                                                                                                                     

Pee Wee:I'm one,I'm one,oh yeah,oh yeah,I'm one,I'm one,four months,four months,one for four months
mammy,daddy,daddy,mammy,mammy,daddy,mammy,mammy,daddy.

Plamber: oh shut up!I'm pregnant!
                   
BW: Don't worry sweetie I'll go(to Pee Wee) what's up?

Pee Wee: Waa! I'm hungry and I what to get out waa waa!

BW: Come on fussy pants

Pee Wee: Waa! stop calling me fussy pants my real name is Pee Wee! come on!come on!
sip sip sip,om nom nom(goes to plamber) mammy wake up!

Plamber: I think I'm having the baby!!

PW: No your not!there's only room for one baby and that's me!

Plamber: Just shut up I'm having a baby ahhh! ahhh!

BW: I better take you to hospital I'll have to carry you in to the car

PW: Where I go?

BW:(sarcastically) On my head! Sorry you'll have to stay here I better call Cool Dude,my twin brother
                                               DING A LING A LING
Cool Dude: What's up?

BW: Not much,well we're having another baby can you come mind Pee Wee?

Cool Dude: No problem,exact same only i'm the Cool Dude brother just a second.
                                              DING DONG
Plamber: Oh really,don't make me open the door!

Cool Dude: It's open!

PW:Cool Dude,Cool Dude let me ride on your back lets go on ferris wheel

Cool Dude: You bought a ferris wheel!! only messin' I bought for ya!

Plamber and BW exit.

Pee Wee: Up,up Oh no I'm afraid,I'm afraid

Cool Dude: I'll go with ya
Exit.

  In the hospital:

BW: It's ok we're here now

Plamber: Where's the nurse?!

Nurse: How can I help you,miss?

Plamber: I'm having a baby!!

BW: Calm down,calm down

Nurse: Ok,are you ready? Hold her paw, hold her paw,one baby aww she's cute!

Plamber: Phew! look now it's all over and I got my baby

Nurse: Sorry mam but I forgot to say that you have two babies on the way!!

Plamber: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Nurse: I better take her for a check up(placing baby in small wheelie bed) so I'll leave you there hmm I can't leave you alone better call the helper(calling) HELPER,HELPER

Helper: How may I help you?

Nurse: Just stay here with this baby while I tend to her mother

Helper: Not a problem

Nurse: Ok mam lets do this a second time

Plamber: Well,more like the third

Nurse: Oh,so you've had this experience before

Plamber: I'm having it!

Nurse: Don't worry we got the baby,another girl

Plamber: Thank god that's over!!

                                                     END OF PART ONE

check in for part two to see how it goes!!